Savage Farming

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Donkey raffle

A city boy, named Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey died."

Kenny replied, "Well, then, just give me my money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Kenny said, "Ok, then, just unload the donkey."

The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"

"I'm going to raffle him off!"

"You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

"Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"

"I raffled him off like I said I would. I sold 500 tickets at two
dollars a piece and made a profit of $998.00."

"Didn't anyone complain?"


"Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."


Kenny grew up and eventually became the Chairman of Enron.

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